Top 10 reasons not to sleep.

10. I could writing music.

9. I could be watching ethinic cleansing how-to videos

8. I could be fucking assholes with a rusty pipe.

7. I could be beating Fallout 3 for the 4th time.

6. I could be painting a masterpiece, with my buttchecks.

5. I could be idolizing Cadelee's chin.
Proof:

4. I could have nightmares of Sylvester Stallone.

3. I could be killing the other Highlanders for there can be only one.

2. I could be watching Lost.

1. I could be reading this blog even though I write it and it's fantastic.

I've been up for 32 hours.